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We've all seen them, and we each have a personal favorite.

The Naru pairings! Yes, I have a demented mind, just like everyone else on the internet!

EDIT: I found a love compatibility thingy, so I plugged in the names to see the % of compatibility!

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The most popular pairing of them all! Yes, you can't look onto a fanfic site or photobucket without finding some yaoi about their hot and cold relationship! And don't they look cute together, dancing? They are firey rivals, so they must definitely have a firey passion! And we all know Sasuke's gay. If you didn't, then you've never read Naruto and I have no idea why you are at a shrine. Anyway, Naruto's the perfect person to take on Sasuke's gay love! Naruto may not like it, but we don't care about what he has to say.

COMPATIBILITY:46%

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Another popular pairing, and this time heterosexual! This time, Sakura's not getting her say in the matter! That's alright, we hate Sakura. Naruto and his everlasting love for Sakura, how sweet. Except that she hates him. When will Naruto learn?

COMPATIBILITY:63%

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AAAAAAAAH! Homo pedophiles! Is Kakashi a Catholic priest? Anyway, the pervert and the Sexy Jutsu kid. Good match, no?

COMPATIBILITY:45%

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The girl who never speaks and the guy who never shuts up! Hinata's so sweet, and kinda creepy. Too bad Naruto's oblivious! He even said that she was a "good guy." SHE'S A GIRL GODDAMNITT!!!!!!!!!!

COMPATIBILITY:31%

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I'm mad at Kiba. He HAD to do his own little dance! =T_T= Anyway, Kiba and Naruto are rivals too, so they are also LOVERS! See above for details.

COMPATIBILITY:31%

 

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Even Shino's doing it! Wait a minute, do foxes eat bugs?

COMPATIBILITY:76%

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The two did hit it off well when in the hospital and super team. But Chouji would never allow this pairing!

COMPATIBILITY:32%

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The Blondes! Don't they look cute! Except that Naruto thinks she's a poser and Ino's WAY too cool for him. But we'll just ignore that.

COMPATIBILITY:62%

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If these two went on a date, I think I'd know where'd they go! But, I think Chouji would just get pissed when Naruto calls him fat. Go metabolism!

COMPATIBILITY:62%

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Yes! Finally another dancing pic! Uber brows! THE POWER OF YOUTH=THE POWER OF LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMPATIBILITY:98%

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Yeah, Neji is TOTALLY gay for Naruto! The way he talked about his eyes in the Super Team Adventure-sure, he MAY have meant what he said about the darkness, but, you gotta admit-Naruto's eyes are GORGEOUS (screams like a fangirl KAWAIIII!!!!). Neji LOOKS like a girl anyway, so nobody would think anything of it!

COMPATIBILITY:44%

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Tenten has no characterization and looks like Mickey Mouse. The only reason people might pair them is because she's not a Sasuke fangirl (not totally anyway).

COMPATIBILITY:57%

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MORE YOUTH!!!! Gai DID give him spandex, and they have the same NICE GUY POSE!!!!!!!

COMPATIBILITY:62%

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Okay, Neji MAY have some feelings for Naruto, but Gaara's IN LOVE with him! Same past, same social status, same HAIRSTYLE (until Gaara got his mullet). When he found out that Naruto wanted to be Hokage, he went and became KAZEKAGE! He was OBVIOUSLY trying to IMPRESS him.

COMPATIBILITY:31%

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This pairing's common even though Haku's DEAD. Though, Naruto DID say that he was cute. He also thought that Haku was a girl.

COMPATIBILITY:31%

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Sasuke may want him, but Itachi's already claimed him! He wants the kyuubi INSIDE OF HIM!!!!!!! That can happen in many different ways....

COMPATIBILITY: 31%

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This is just WRONG. So what if they're both blonde and wear pigtails? So what if Tsunade only became Hokage after hearing that Naruto wanted it? So what if she kissed him? SHE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS GRANDMOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think I've ever had the hotts for my grandmother...

COMPATIBIILITY:45%

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...or my GRANDFATHER! EW! And Dry Eye doesn't even use plastic surgery like Tsunade. The only way this could happen is if Naruto used his Saxy no Jutsu and Dry Eye raped him. Which is pretty believable, actually...

COMPATIBILITY:31%

 I'll put more up if I think of any! (and when my brain stops hurting!)


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