why do people even post things like these?????

Naruto's Bio

Full name: Naruto Uzumaki

Age: 12 (later 15)

Birthday: October 10 (he's a Libra)

Relations: orphan (possibly related to Yondaime)

Team: Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke, Hatake Kakashi (sensei)

Friends: ummm........... Iruka?????????????????????

Likes: ramen, Ichiraku Ramen Bar, learning new techniques

Loves: Sakura (one-sided)

Stalkers: Konohamaru and friends, Hyuuga Hinata

Hates: Sasuke, time to wait for instant ramen to cook, anyone who doesn't believe in him

Dream: to be Hokage of course!

Naruto.......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. That's why you're here, right? Well, you probably know the basics: Konoha was being attacked by the kitsune kyuubi, and the Yondaime sacrificed himself and sealed the demon inside Naruto. And that's why EVERYONE hates him. He was a show-off prankster in school, and was last in class. This was probably due to the kyuubi, because it is shown that it's much easier for Naruto to master advanced techniques than simplistic ones. He is envious of Uchiha Sasuke, both because of his crush on Sakura and of Sasuke's popularity status compared to Naruto's hate status. If you REALLY didn't know all of this before hand, then you probably don't know who Naruto is and shouldn't really be here.